" Guts " and " Balls "
Distinction between “Guts ” and “Balls”
Medical Distinctions
We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below…
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re next.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death :D
UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Poker Nite 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Viagra 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support.
Im no Stalker but according to the information that i had found abt him, He happens to bring MP3 and perfume along where ever he goes ! Favourite colour * B L A C K * . Well, I find grey more attractive thn black though. but ofcus ,
G R E E N is my Obsession and ... and him :)
Talented singer and a Great Dancer !!
D.O.B : 09 February 1984
At the age of 17 He auditioned at the SM H.O.T. China Casting and was chosen, where the ratio was 3000 to 1. Han Kyung flew to Korea penniless, also without a slight knowledge of Korean. Training in Korea was difficult - he once fractured his wrist from dance practice and did not notice it. On November 6, 2005, Han Kyung debuted with SUPER JUNIOR, being the first Chinese to debut in Korea. Super Junior's popularity skyrocketed in Korea and soon the rest of Asia, receiving many honors. Han Kyung became the only Chinese boy that shone with success in the Korean music industry.
Rockish look in the song " Don't Don "
At least she smiled ?
Tis is wat Dick Wilson had to say " I don't know anything about her ex, Kevin Federline, but she clearly is not a mothering parent. If she were truly "left alone to live her own life," she would most likely be leaving her fans behind to remember her short-lived life. The real tragedy would be to her children, to whom she gave birth and was not mature enough to take care of them properly. She just uses them as pawns in her continued Hollywood image quest. "
Blur blur and Blur early in the morning !! When I was like reached school , walked into the classroom and realised my Buku Teks are all at HOME ! My first reaction was " Haiyaa , watever laa " , didnt even notice there were Malay periods after recess so i got no choice but to run back home and get the books . Pulling jie yi along for my accompany ==" ( Wat a gud morning exercise ) . . . oh yea, before i forgot . THANKS again jie yii :D * bleks *
Here's MY secret weapon :D
Goshh !! so tiring man ! went to sunway pyramid ytd and for 2day I jus got back from KL :D
Took a taxi to pyramid as usual ytd ( still cant drive YET ) . Talking abt the taxi , i was in it wif my younger sis , yes oni 2 of us . We were chit chattin till suddenly a freaking COCKROACH APPEARED crawling up the seat BESIDE MY FACE !! *%"!@&#* My first reaction was screaming " LET ME OUT ! LET ME OUT ! " but instead of doin tat I quickly moved backwards away from IT, looking for sumthing to kill the THING at once !
By the time i was abt to smash it . The cockroach managed to escaped ! ( LUCKY U ) * ! For awhile without realising anything, Lil sis told me it was under the umbrella behind my seat ! =="
She Jus Have To Make SURE !
I dunno wat came over me ytd , I happens to eat ALOT ! Sakae Sushi , Secret Recipe thn Ichiban Ramen !
OMG huh !? =="
P.s : Fruits are my appetite for NOW and onli ;D
