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Thursday, March 6, 2008 ; 7:13 PM♥

Students And Teachers


Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!


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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what
had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.


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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!


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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Class: A teacher !


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A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.

''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.''

Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''










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Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in.
New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror.
If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth one is granted a wish.

However, if one tells a lie.

* POOF *

You are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

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"I'm the sexiest woman alive".

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" I think..."

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