Simple Jokes


Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.


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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!


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Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"


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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?
Pupil : A fight !


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*Break Into the House*


A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant.

“No, no,no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!”


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Son: Dad, what is the spelling of " successful " . . is it one c or two c ?
Dad: Make it three c to be sure!

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