Just got back from school.
I still cant find my maths exercise books anywhere !
Luckily, Pn.Liew ( Math Teacher ) didnt nag nor ask any further questions. All she do is smile and ask me to start a new one :D
Anyways, everyone was kind of hyper at school.
We get to go to the library because there were no teaching, some teacher came in and brought us to the library.
Obviously the best thing about library is everyone get to enjoy the air-conditioners rather than
During the last second period, we came back from the library and it is still a free period so we were fooling around in the classroom.
Some teachers may think that we were childish but who cares ! as long we're HAPPY :D
Let's go throught the crazy pictures - in the classroom :
My friends and I were playing with these " childish " things.
* Wands * - Made out of papers though ^^
HAha.. Two little cute fairies *
Mayy and her coloured wand (:
* Mine *
~> Nerdy hairstyle :/
Big Big Eyes @@
Retarded Big mouth :O
Friday
After school, I ran straight home and turn on my computer.
The reason is to watch horror movies based on true stories around the world
" Guai tan "
Till at night, I do not have the " balls " to sleep alone so I squeezed in to my sister's bedroom just for one night :D
* paisehh . .
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After that, got home from school. I was digging out everything, searching for my
Happy Family
I spent the whole day with my parents yesterday !
While we were out of the hospital, it started drizzling !! There we go again, running under the rain just to get into the car. Lucky me - I dont wear heels :D * evil laugh * Poor sisters . .
Sweet sweet LOVE (:
This picture is a mess but I like it * haha :D
Showing-off dad's new luxurious car !! ^^
How could I forget my lunch meal @ genki :D
Looked so delicious ><"
Hope u enjoy it !
The children were lined up in the cafeteria
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
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Haunted From The Grave
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.
"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the jerk dig. I had him buried upside down."
We stepped each other's shoes and ect ect .. I know this might be abiit lame but it is the only thing that we can do without ending up a D-3 form so far :D
This print was all over our shoes (:
Let me entertain you a little (:
Mike Is Dead
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"
"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"
"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."
"What a horrible way to die!"
"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."
"What a way to go, that's terrible!"
"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."
"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"
"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."
"Man, what a way to go!"
"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."
"Now that is one awful way to go!"
"No no, he survived that..."
"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"
"I shot him!"
"You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"
"He was wrecking my house."
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No Ears
A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."
Thanks to the chicken soup, now I am back to FEVER ! =="
Ofcourse I dont wanna get sick again !
I am thinking how much lessons I have missed in class, especially maths ! Have to continue every single DAY !
1 unattended lesson = dead (:
Now I got some catching up to do. *
I have to admit that I really wanted to go to school TODAY ( which is so weird ) ! but I cant because of this slightly fever and headache ( Still recovering ). In fact, I feel better now compared to before. Before I was lying " dead " on my bed though :X
Using tissues more like every steps I use.
Maybe it is because of the juggling weather that made everyone fall sick !
Being hurt, ill and still smiling.
Clouds no longer holding on to their tears.
Mind so weak and empty.
Tissue cant just wipe everything away.
Pain pain please GO away.
Dont make me suffer from this illness again.
I miss you.
Finally something new here (: I really LOVE my new layout man !!
Just to let u guys know, I didnt ediit this from dawn to dust.
Only took 1 hour plus.
After school, I was hanging out with some friends at back field. Joshua came in walking towards us ( me, jie ).
Jie " I wan eat ice-cream "
Sam " I wan too ^^ but i no money wo "
Josh " I have to accompany my friend later "
* Since he belanja us ice-cream. We were happy (: *
Chocolate Vanila ice-creams. It started to melt quickly because of the freaking hott SUNNY DAY. I have to admit that the ice-cream did help a lil. Until then, wei wei came suddenly walking towards us and snatch Jie's ice-cream. Obviously she cant fight back because the cone might be squeeze, poor girl got no choice but to Let go. This was quite funny to me because I was thinking back when we were
I was like " HAHahhaha ! Jie looked like a kid, kena stole ice-cream from some bad kid :P "
( Im still holding mine and licking )
5 mins later . . .
I got this random BAD feeling like something is gonna happen and YES !! MY ICE-CREAM WAS SNATCH AWAY TOOO !!
There goes Jie laughing BACK AT ME :D
