Before I go through about it.
Yes, this is more like whining ! so ? :p
Cable Car !!
( I'm still imagining there are dinosaurs walking pass under us )
:D
Ugly me posing :p
After admiring the room, I got hungry and bought this cup of maggieMee refering it was from thailand.
which is also the one that I will avoid from now on (:
* Wai Yeh ^^ *
Looked not so tempting at all :/
Anyways, instead of stressing out ourselves, we went to Sakae Sushi and boost up some energy !
* cute Me :p looking at the temptation passing one by one *
After that, * bla bla bla * . .
Then we decided to treat ourselves some ice-creams before the whining starts ^^
I think it's clear that which is who's (:
Goshh, why am I always have to be so lazy !
If you find this post boring, please entertain yourself by looking at the next post ^^
Other options ?
Just hold on to Alt and poke f4 :D
My blog is not dead, I'm just lazy to update new posts ^^
Let me make it up to you guys.
Here are some jokes, hope you like it :D
Too Many Kids
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"
"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.
"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"
"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."
About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"
"I'm right year Doc," he said.
"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"
"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."
A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"
"Right here docta," he said.
"Wonderful news! It's-"
"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."
Do Not Fart
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you.
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
Perfect Men ?
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
“The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!”
An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all you want, get a TV!”
How to Fry Eggs
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!”
“You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!”
“WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK!”
“Careful … CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?”
“Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him. “What’s wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
I guess I have to live with it or settle it anyhow :/
Everyone has the right to think or say anything they like but whether it is true or not ?
* I really feel much more better letting it out instead of keeping it in *
~> Just Be Yourself cause no one does it better ^^
Me and Kenn ♥
Me and Joshpoo ^^
( Actually, I forced him to smile but now it looks more like he is advertising " Colgate " )
Care to know?
We played two rounds
It was 1 : 1 ^^
Now no one can rub anything in !
* Teehee *
Well, I may look like a *pro*
but I lost ___ xD!
cAmWh0Re Freak (:
* bleks *
( I still look like a KID ! )
I have absolutely no regrets for going to school today, I mean I thought it would be very boring but it was quite FUN !! Eventhough other classes were having their exams and we're surpose to keep quiet ( as usual ) but still, we get to chit chat and go hyper hyper :D ( well, ofcourse must keep it down sometimes laa ^^ )
Anyways, we sat together in a group of 5 people.
While we were talking and poking each other around, suddenly weiwei wanted to use the phone so obviously he has to hide himself just to make a phone call but instead of hiding, all he do was sat on a chair beside me and bend over in between me and my table covering his head plus teacher was only right ahead of us ! more like three rows away from us I guess ^^
So the person who sat in front of me faced here took a picture of us and kept on laughing !
Wanna know why ?
Here
Is
the
ReasoN !
TaaDaaa !!
HAhaAha, 17XX laa :p
Actually, I knew and was just acting for the camera. Besides, I made a pose just to match the position that my friend had made :D
After that, everyone lost their energy and rather talk softly. I took JieYi's small note book, CONTENG CONTENG !
Drew some cute stuff for her.
I started adding green colours and she added pink colours (:
No pink = No her, that's what she said. Lolss *
The suffering of fever had last for at least FOUR days !
I don't really know what happened to me but the heat somehow increased and certainly did cooled down whenever I took my medicine. After that, it would suddenly increase again which also made me lost most of my appetite !
Choy ! Of course not dengue fever laa > <" Maybe it was something that I ate or as usual everyone blames on the weather ? well, Yea. I guess it's the weather.
( Drink more water guys :D )
Anyways, I have been lying
I got so bored with that sickness routine * Eat medicine before meal then after meal, sleep, eat, sleep ,eat * . So I illegally sticked my ass to the chair in front of the computer :D
Can't really face the computer for 2hours plus though. My head will go very dizzy wozzy ^^
Oh yea, I had skipped my EST paper one. This is a really sad case for me, now I have to work extra hard on paper two ! Hah, who am I joking with ? Paper two will mostly get me a maximum of ' C ' !! Do u guys think it is possible to get a ' B ' only base on paper two ? :/
Hopefully ^^ . . ( I shall pray more ) hAha (:
Tomorrow will be a tough day ! Three subjects at once !
Just wondering that I would even have the time to breathe :O
This is all what my sis could say " GoodLuck " with a smile on her face.
P.s : SILENCE !! _______ I KILL Uu ! :B
A professional photographer, at a friend's house for dinner, was asked to show his Portfolio forms a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite impressed " what wonderful Photos! " said the wife " you must have a very expensive camera."
The photographer just smiled and waited until after dinner, when he said "Thank you for the delicious meal
You must have very expensive pans!"
After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up. Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and hot chocolate and resigned herself to an evening of TV.
No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her door bell rang.
There stood her date.
He took one look at her and gasped, "I'm two hours late and you're still not ready!?"
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Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
His father see's it and says "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me! "Johnny", the father said. You don't do those kind of things to women.
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad" Johnny said. "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
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On the last day of kindergarden, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is! It's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
"What is it?" she said.
" A puppy ! "
I'm ready to go ! :DAfter getting into the car, dad had to fetch his friend.
I'm not trying to be bitchy around here but dad's friend was really annoying as you may know uncles like to nag something like " Boi ah Boi, Must study hard and earn lots of money Oh " . . Plea..se ~ I've heard this sentence since when i was younger ! well, maybe he was trying to say something but couldnt think of other stuff to talk about so he had to use the same words over and over again ^^ ( another fly ! piak * )
say " cheese " :D
Finally, I can hug my computer and enjoy the air-conditioner :D
Well, about today :
Got up early in the morning at 7 o clock eventhough it's holiday.
Just to have breakfast @ Mcdonalds with my siss.
Afternoon - Went shopping instead of studying at home :/
Whatever laa *
spent the whole day " window shopping " :D Contact lens were so damn dry man !
Unfortunately, I am struggling now whether if I could answer the questions in my science paper tomorrow.
EXAM is such a pull-back !!
I noticed I ate quite alot today though.
( Dammit, now I have to do 1500 sit-ups :p )
Anyways, we had lunch @ this sushi station which involve many different kinds of japanese/korean style foods.
here's a picture of my meal ^^ ect ..
The reason why I looked weird ~> Hungry mahh >.< "
