Monday, August 11, 2008 ; 10:36 PM♥
Having a bad day ?
Don't worry.
Here are some jokes to laugh on (:
Kids Jokes
TEACHER: Name four members of the cat family.
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens.
Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?
Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus 4 ?
Class: At once!
Class: At once!
Teacher: Why do monkeys have big noses?
Pupil: Because they've got big fingers.
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
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A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.
Doctor: Your tonsils got to come out.
Patient: I want second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.
Does it hurt !?
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.
This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, " Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt? "
The doctor answered, " Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain. "
" I know, but can't you give me some idea?, " she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
" Like this ? "
"A little more..."
" Like this ? "
" No. A little more..."
" Like this ?
" Yes. Does that hurt ? "
" A little bit. "
" Now stretch it over your head! "
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble ?
Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble ?
