Dumb Blonde
Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in.
New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror.
If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth one is granted a wish.
However, if one tells a lie.
* POOF *
You are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror,
"I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
* POOF *
the mirror swallowed her up.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says,
"I'm the sexiest woman alive".
* POOF *
the mirror swallowed her too,
Then, an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says,
" I think..."
* POOF *
